I just saw a news special on TV discussing the Hayward Fault and huge overdue earthquakes. Here is a map of the fault line as it runs through Berkeley. On the map, I live between the words "Hayward" and "Hearst Creek." I am now convinced that the crack running underneath my car in the garage is due to this fault movement, and that the next big quake is going to take me, my car, and my bedroom to the center of the Earth. Scary. Still trying to smile...

Before and During a Quake... The lines of paint don't even line up anymore...