Oh my. That's so sad. A goldfish that can't swim. I'm watching a news clip about a chubby little goldfish that can't flip its fins. So the pet owner made a little sling so that the little guy could be perched in the middle of the aquarium. But sometimes he falls out and sinks to the bottom. I guess life is like that...

On a brighter note, happy birthday Ivy! You're one of the bestest peoples I knows.