To celebrate V-day tomorrow, female stalkers (only) or potential crushes (again female only) may send flowers or (dark) chocolates to me at 809 S. Damen Ave #1401A, Chicago, IL 60612. I will also accept invitations for bubble tea dates on select weekday or weekend evenings... Hurry. Limited Time Offer! "Oui mademoiselle... Je t'aime! Oh la la! C'est l'amour!"