Friend: i feel like if one visits HoChie, one will enjoy a meal of some sort with HoChie, one will get a new, one of a kind piece of clothing, and some pictures with HoChie on facebook.
Friend: it's like a tourspot!
HoChie71: haha
HoChie71: it's true
HoChie71: you may even get an autograph
Friend: sweet
HoChie71: package deal.
HoChie71: some VIP visitors claim they have gotten a hug too.
Friend: with online booking???
Friend: haha
HoChie71: definitely
Friend: i'll keep all this in mind when i look into a west coast visit.

*cue music
*flash images of appetizing food, clean guest rooms, and beautiful panoramic bay view.
*fade to slogan: Hotel HoChie - the place to be.