The Kitchen Scene in 2 Acts:

9 am Saturday morning. Ho Chie is cleaning up the kitchen, post-BBQ. He rinses some dishes and puts them into the dishwasher. Garbage goes into the can, and the recyclables are sorted. Underneath a paper towel on the counter, he finds two brownish golf-ball sized hard fruit, which he doesn't quite recognize. "Hmm... they're kinda hard," he says as he knocks them against the counter. After five minutes of slamming and prying, he gives up in frustration, utters a few profanities, and pitches the fruit into the garbage.

6 pm Monday evening. Ho Chie is chatting online with Annlie and the mystery of the invincible fruit is revealed:
cellophaneyellow: oh
cellophaneyello: i left you the avocado seeds
cellophaneyello: so you could grow them
HoChie71: thats what it was!
HoChie71: i was like...
HoChie71: "this is a damn hard fruit.
HoChie71: how do you open this thing?"
cellophaneyello: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cellophaneyello: yeah
HoChie71: you should've seen me
cellophaneyello: HAHAHA
cellophaneyello: o man
HoChie71: hitting it against the counter... swearing...
cellophaneyello: i think i would have died laughing
HoChie71: "i need a friggin hammer"
HoChie71: "what is this? some biblical fruit?"
cellophaneyello: hahahahahaha