Seriously, if you ask someone (like me) days before the weekend arrives, how to call in sick, then at least figure out who it is (coincidentally me) that will be called in to work for you. If you go home "sick" early on a Friday and then call in sick for Sunday, then you really better be sick. If you call in sick on a holiday long weekend, and someone (like me) has to cover your 24 hour shift, then you better be damn sick, sleeping in bed all weekend. But, I have a feeling it's too sunny for that.

If I sound bitter, that's because I am. And I'm no dummy.