I have been prompted for some advice from a friend who shall remain anonymous. Therefore, I need to dust off my handy dandy manual, which has proven to be a useful guide for navigating through daily life. For the benefit of all, I shall now reprint a passage from Ho Chie's Book of Advice, 3rd edition:

Advice #184: To mend a broken heart, just lick it and stick it back together. The more slobber the better. If this fails, invest in some superglue. The end result need not look like a heart.